HUMMER Is THA Best

by Jerry
(Cow Town (Calgary))

Yo gotta give it to tha HUMMER its the king of offroad.

Plus its actually good on gas do some research idiots it gets great mileage.

With the mudders and the off road capable clearance plus FACTORY rocker guards you can literally go anywhere even into places you thought you could never go INCLUDING a deep crevice.

HUMMERS come with fins and props making them true amphibious vehicles now lets see a Jeep do that.

You would be astounded to know that HUMMERS also are air tight with an on-board Oxygen supply so you can literally drive to the bottom of a lake and have lunch there.

Also there is an air purification system on the HUMMER which means I can smoke a cigar while I eat lunch at the bottom of a lake.

HUMMERS were also sold with optional jet thrusters so you can get these suckers flyin like a real airliner 747.

With optional seating HUMMERs will seat 12 comfortable and 20 when every seat is filled plus every seat reclines with massage and is heated and upholstered in the same material the space shuttle is made with (YES SILICA-GRAPHENE-ISONOL which is AMAZING in all situations expecially on atmospheric re-entry).

No one has had a HUMMER on Mars yet but the first manned vehicle on Mars will be a HUMMER and Barack Obama has guaranteed it to congress and in front of the entire World "HUMMERS WILL LAND ON MARS DUE TO THE SILICA-GRAPHENE-ISONOL WHICH IS THE ONLY MATERIAL SAFE ENOUGH TO LAND AN AUTRONAUT ON MARS SAFELY WHILE HAVING A MASSAGE SEAT FOR STYLE AND PRESTIGE".


Thank you